Aliens, Men who Shot JFK ask Village to Reinstate Water Fluoridation

A top-secret delegation consisting of extra-terrestrials as well as the men responsible for the Kennedy assassination arrived in Cobleskill, NY this week for a top-secret parlay with Cobleskill Village officials. The delegation made the long trip from their base at Area 51 in a sleek and silent black helicopter. Once in town, the group attempted to convince the Village Board to reinstate fluoridation of the Village water supply.

Brushing aside reports alleging negative health effects, the group forcefully explained that water fluoridation was crucial to implementing the “new world order” in a timely manner. Several village officials protested, claiming that fluoridation is an unnecessary practice with few public health benefits. The delegation quickly shot back, explaining that fluoride was necessary to lower IQs and keep the public docile during construction of the NAFTA Superhighway between the U.S., Canada and Mexico.

However, after nearly three hours of debating with what they called a “do-nothing” Village Board, the delegation walked out extremely frustrated, leaving plans for future world domination in the air. Adding insult to injury, the group said that it was no longer considering Cobleskill as a potential site for faking future Moon landings.

Black Helicopters Spotted Over Cobleskill After Fluoride Decision

The Village of Cobleskill recently voted to remove fluoride from its public water system. The move is undoubtedly seen as a major threat to the shadow government who has for the past hundred or so years depended on public water fluoridation to keep us all in a nearly-catatonic state of unquestioning slavery. The use of fluoride for mind control has been a proven success. Fluoride is a toxic substance that builds up in the brain and eventually turns us into mind-numbed robots whose only purpose is to buy big cars and watch reality TV as the illuminatis, bilderbergers and freemasons build a NAFTA super-highway to overrun our country with lead-filled toys built by chi-coms. Let the back helicopters come to Cobleskill. I'll be ready, and I have guns!