Black Helicopters Spotted Over Cobleskill After Fluoride Decision

The Village of Cobleskill recently voted to remove fluoride from its public water system. The move is undoubtedly seen as a major threat to the shadow government who has for the past hundred or so years depended on public water fluoridation to keep us all in a nearly-catatonic state of unquestioning slavery. The use of fluoride for mind control has been a proven success. Fluoride is a toxic substance that builds up in the brain and eventually turns us into mind-numbed robots whose only purpose is to buy big cars and watch reality TV as the illuminatis, bilderbergers and freemasons build a NAFTA super-highway to overrun our country with lead-filled toys built by chi-coms. Let the back helicopters come to Cobleskill. I'll be ready, and I have guns!