Brushing aside reports alleging negative health effects, the group forcefully explained that water fluoridation was crucial to implementing the “new world order” in a timely manner. Several village officials protested, claiming that fluoridation is an unnecessary practice with few public health benefits. The delegation quickly shot back, explaining that fluoride was necessary to lower IQs and keep the public docile during construction of the NAFTA Superhighway between the U.S., Canada and Mexico.
However, after nearly three hours of debating with what they called a “do-nothing” Village Board, the delegation walked out extremely frustrated, leaving plans for future world domination in the air. Adding insult to injury, the group said that it was no longer considering Cobleskill as a potential site for faking future Moon landings.