Cobleskill is for Swingers!

Those Schenectady swinger soirees are back in the news again. In case you haven’t heard about this, there is a bed-and-breakfast in Schenectady that for several years has been hosting sex parties for local swingers. When local residents first got wind of what was going on, they complained to the City and attempted get the parties shut down. However, to the dismay of local residents, the City of Schenectady has been unable to stop the parties because the people hosting them aren’t actually doing anything illegal. Well duh!

As I was reading about these parties in Schenectady, I began wondering how something like this might go over here in Cobleskill. After some serious consideration, I believe these swinger parties would really liven up the area and contribute a lot to the local social scene. Admittedly, I’m not big into the whole swinger scene myself, but I think swinger parties could be a major draw to the local area. You may scoff, but I seriously think I’m on to something here. We could be talking about a major marketing ploy. If we played our cards right, we could draw sex swingers from throughout Northeast New York and transform Cobleskill into a world-class swingers paradise.

The State of Virgina markets itself similarly (Virginia is for Lovers). We could take it a step further and proclaim that Cobleskill is for Swingers! Every town needs a gimmick if it is to attract tourists. Cooperstown has baseball, Saratoga Springs has horse racing, why can’t Cobleskill have swinger parties? Local bed-and-breakfast owners could start getting the ball rolling right away by advertising in the adult section of Metroland and on the internet. This could be the answer to Schoharie County’s economic development problems. C’mon people, let’s make it happen!